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-(WHOOSHING SOUND EFFECT) -CLEMSON MURN: Since then, we've found the creatures
No, I don't have any of those things.
Well, doesn't that make for a useless emoji, then?
I'm running out of white guys.
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
I'm gonna go out on a limb here
-(VIGILANTE GRUNTS) -(YELLS)
with a fucking chainsaw. It's so not fair.
But how did somebody switch the fingerprints around?
Yeah, but "they" can't prove it, now, can they, Lucy Liu?
Well, this is good work.
We cool?
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
♪ And there she is now ♪
(GUN CLICKING)
Harcourt? Adebayo? Anyone? Are you-- are you all right?
and you are sounding awful awesome-phobic.
and everything in between.
It's very meaningful to me, but no.
Then borrow someone's phone that has macro.
(POUNDING)
But I saw the prints for myself. He was right, they don't match.
(PHONE CHIMES)
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
ADEBAYO: Gorilla!
Detective Song, you strike me as one of those uptight gals
Would this be the first time they coerced someone
You know you don't have to treat him like that.
(ROARING IN PAIN)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(SHOUTING) What the fuck?
Hey, you know, babe, we both lost our jobs.
-(LAUGHING) -Ah, the EconoGOAT killed it!
I believe their preferred pronoun is "long live rock,"
(IMITATES FART SOUNDS)
(EAGLY SQUAWKS)
Do you have cable?
-(LOUDLY) What? -Get the fuck out of here.
(CHUCKLES) He says it means happy, sad,
Total fucking bullshit.
so you all are gonna take a field trip