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So, what's your deal? I mean, do you vacation in Europe ever?
For sure.
Hey, look, Cece. Fire.
- Not once. - I'm sorry, Jess.
They don't have to go to boob jail every day. Ha, ha, ha.
When they step up to the plate, they never strike out.
So naughty.
Luckily, I've got something up my sleeve.
...and shake that piece of plywood that you call an ass.
Hey, you can't turn the sink on when someone's in the shower.
But then I grew up.
...with an Indian student named Vaj Rejuv and I did not laugh once.
Stop blinking. Why are you doing that?
Where you going?
JESS: Okay, fine. - Just get it... Just get it in there.
I'm saying you're the nurse I wanna wake up to after having my stomach pumped.
You're having a party to tell girls you're ready to have sex again?
It's just a job. I'll get a new one.
Like he's the Lord of Winterfell, or he's working with a real piece of pipe.
I was kidding myself.
We like to party We like to party
Ha, ha, ha. Whoo!