Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, okay. Let's see here. And then...

Okay, fine. You know what, Jess, fine, you can be my other shot girl.

The only thing easier than this is passing out cigarettes to prisoners.

I'm not doing it till you tell me why you had time to shave your chest, but not your face.

I'll sleep with you if you give me a part in a Paramount picture.

Thank you very much for coming. There's party favors at the door.

Come on, okay, you and I both know we never would have worked.

Yeah. Interesting choices.

Schmidt, stop looking at me like I'm a fat kid riding a bike.

- You are a terrible shot girl. - Ha, ha, ha.

And please, please tell me he's on some sort of medication...

- That is what I want. - That's what you'll get.

Look sharp, you dumb-ass.

Now I'm doing this. Sure. And now I'm not sure what I'm doing.

- No. - And you, my friend, are bartending.

- What? Why? - You can't handle it.

Why are you proud of that?

...you can have anything you want out of the lost-and-found box.

Do you have another outfit in your car?

With satisfaction when we're done Satisfaction of what's to come

Sexy girl All around the world

- I'm not going to do it, stop asking me. - I'm gonna keep asking, so just do it.

Congratulations on your penis, man.

I should've grabbed the yo-yo or the slap bracelet.

- How you doing, kid? - Great.

You're going to be fine, you know that, right?

I can't have an emotionally vulnerable person on my crew. Tonight...

I, too, was a sexual partner of Cece.

[NICK CHUCKLES]

I love teaching.

JESS: What's wrong with you? - You wigging?

I wouldn't dance for another

...with one hollowed-out papaya, some crushed ice and two fingers of rum.

[SINGING] Hey, girl