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...about as much as people appreciate pay phones these days.
...and you're the moon revolving around me.
You've got a stalker. I've never seen this from the other side.
So where have you been?
...of an Indians game.
You pursued me for 25 years.
Huh, still has fat-girl handwriting.
...isn't because I know every little thing about you.
Blood type: O positive. Bra size: 36 B and D.
You're too late, Cleveland.
Los back boobs
Sorry, I'm not allowed to disclose that information...
]LAUGHING]
The hat. Please tell me they saved the hat.
Aw, we'll be friends as adults when we reconcile at your funeral.
I knew that name sounded familiar.
Right back in my hometown With my new family
Wait, Cleveland, do you still whistle competitively? No
I guess because I was overweight, I liked the idea of being...
Wait, Cleveland, do you still whistle competitively? No
Ink tats, the coolest kind.
Aw, don't make me do my calf raises. Oh, all right.
...tied naked to a stranger's bed.
Oh, no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
That's one way to look at it.
...since everybody knows fat girls are, oh, so choosy.
Lower your calves and sit down, fool.