The Nose Job - Seinfeld [S03E09]

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The Nose Job - Seinfeld [S03E09]
TV-PG Comedy

Jerry dates a vacuous actress and struggles with overcoming his sexual desire for her. George dates a woman with a large nose, who decides to get a nose job after a careless comment from Kramer.

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20 Nov 1991
The Nose Job
Tom Cherones
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#1
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 26.563
dot - My contention? - Your contention.
- My contention? - Your contention.
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Okay, here goes. Okay, here goes. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 24.296
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Okay, here goes.
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#3
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 23.569
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I'm proud of you.
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- ...drunken stumblebum. - You don't say. - ...drunken stumblebum. - You don't say. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.330
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- ...drunken stumblebum. - You don't say.
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#5
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.048
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Why don't you just commit yourself already?
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My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose. My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.550
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My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.
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#7
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.075
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I'm Nelson.
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#8
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.018
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Isn't she beautiful? Her nose is in such perfect proportions...
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#9
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.655
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- Great job. - You got butchered.
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#10
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.497
dot Yeah, well, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.
Yeah, well, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.
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#11
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.877
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It's eating me up inside!
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I swear, Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore. I swear, Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.780
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I swear, Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore.
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#13
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.345
dot You can't stop modern science. Can't stop it. Can't stop science.
You can't stop modern science. Can't stop it. Can't stop science.
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Babs Kramer. Nasty woman. Babs Kramer. Nasty woman. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.874
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Babs Kramer. Nasty woman.
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Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.787
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#16
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.539
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Shut up, George.
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Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.506
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- What? - It's green.
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You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England. You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.484
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You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England.
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Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.312
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Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.185
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Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.849
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...is it your contention that Shakespeare was an impostor? ...is it your contention that Shakespeare was an impostor? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.753
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...is it your contention that Shakespeare was an impostor?
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...sucking Colt 45 from a can. ...sucking Colt 45 from a can. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.651
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...sucking Colt 45 from a can.
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#24
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.585
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Well, you just need to relax.
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#25
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.558
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