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Sir, we have a hot feed from the P.E.O.C.
You fucking idiot!
6-0-2-8...
and stop their missile tests.
Walk.
- Foxtrot. -Foxtrot.
Patch him through.
Yeah, it's been busy.
Command, Sniper Team One, in position.
How could you?
To lead by example with the dignity,
You got the Koreans coming in?
Okay? Just the two of us.
Copy that, sir.
Yes, sir.
- Designator? -Oscar Zulu 309.
The office is lucky to have you, sir.
It's Banning.
He was on the president's protection detail for a few years.
Ruth!
You know, the beach?
What's Cerberus?
My God. It's my grandfather's watch.
We got 'em.
Can you I.D. the president?
how long does it take to get to the PEOC?
No.
- How are you, buddy? -Hey, Roma.
They want us to recall the Seventh Fleet and pull our troops out.
You gotta do what you gotta do, right?
I'm a fucking rookie compared to you!
My own little retirement party?
This is the same guy that was removed from the president's detail...
I've dealt with these types of men before.
Is the president okay?
Enough!
Gosh, it's really coming down.
By now your Pentagon has changed then, no?
Missed taking your money.
Look at my hand. Fucker's shakin'.
They've got the Hydra Six!
Sir, we have a hot feed from the P.E.O.C.
Remove your only eyes and ears from the ground.
This is your final warning. You will be shot down. Acknowledge.
Look, I don't care who he is. With a force that size
Why don't you and I play a game of fuck off?
- Mike? -Yeah.
They're chewing us up!
How do I switch this fucking thing off?
Mr. President!
Abort! Abort!
And in this, not only did they fail...
Le's recall the Seventh Fleet.
Security cameras? How many have audio?
Prime Minister Lee.
- Get me the Pentagon on the line now! - Yes, sir!
And I think together, I'm confident we can find a solution.
Chocolate chip or rocky road?
you needed therapy then. Never mind now.
- Wait for my command to execute. - Yes, sir.
Okay, fuck!
We're trying to find out.
Fall back, fall back!
Are you ready, Mr. President?
ETA to Morgan residence, 22 minutes.
And he funneled Pyongyang uranium enrichment technology from Pakistan.
Get a team out there now. And another to cover! Go!
Our hearts and prayers go out to their families.
I will not let this asshole - General.
Ruth.
Go. go, go! Move!
Now, you remember chimney climbing I taught you on the Rose Garden wall?
Do we have the go-ahead, sir?
Steel frame over the old stone walls. Yes?
All right. Let's get outta here.
The residence, the roof, all destroyed...
- Mr. Speaker. -What is it you want?
President's son, misses his mom.
Command, Tiger Flight inbound.
Keep forgetting. Sorry.
They have commandos roaming the hallways...
- Find out if that's' a lone aircraft. - Yes, sir.
Yeah, I am.
To foul our beliefs, trample our freedom.
he's on his way to the baseball game.
You'll have to ask him. He's the boss.
Come on.
Sir.
Kiss ass.
Wait. Let me get there first and check it out.
Get out of this monkey suit, sit by the fire,
Not one of those paper or Styrofoam things.
- Oscar, hotel. -Backslash. Niner.
Post vehicles to stand by.
Half-and-half, three Sweet 'N Lows. In a real cup.
Sit.
those who serve out of the spotlight
Your code!
Move!
Go, go, go! It's clear.