Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd be able to cancel everyone's student debt.
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
[coughing]
Where do you think you're going, you number one pervert?
Holy shit, Connie, my heart is racing.
Whew, okay. So I knock on Judd's door, and then what?
♪ So why don't we get nasty? ♪
just not a big-head loser like you.
Ugh, sure. I guess I'll just close my eyes
What're you nuts?!
You say, "Sorry, I thought this was the kitchen."
Let's see if you like molesting yourself with an audience.
I'm going to sink my canines into your fleshy arm.
-["Pretty Woman" playing] -Okay, get your checkbook out, Mr. Gere,
Ooh, I like it.
Great hookup house, Nick.
It makes me wanna… wanna…
♪ Oh ♪
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
Oh shit. My mommy and daddy are here.
Me too. I can't believe we're about to eat ass for the first time.
Everybody's stupid but me.
[farting]
♪ Witless morons driving me up the wall ♪
♪ My parents' every loving utterance ♪
that nice police officer.
I'm gonna take off my shirt
I think what Jay means is "homophobic."
Maury, this is crazy, right?
Oh my God, is this Klepto Baby?
Oh yeah, he quite enjoys that, yes.
♪ Parents' house ♪
I gotta go. What the fuck?