Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Players lose their weapons when running!
Yes, well, perhaps if you learned to read, it would be easy for you to see.
Lightning bolts have no effect on giant monsters!
It's a role-playing game.
What are these things?
Lame? What do you think of manbats' teamwork?
Behold, The Realm of Darthon!
Pirate samurai have plus two times two shen...
It's probably the worst game we've ever played.
W-what? No! That's not--
You can use magic and stuff!
I think it's coming from a-- ...head!
So, what is it?