Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're not leaving without a refund!
That's what makes this game fun!
We're here for a refund.
But they're from the "Make Your Own" section of the Darthon gamebook!
Close enough.
Do we have a protractor?
Quit cheating!
We were hiding in the armor closet, then suddenly,
It's a role-playing game.