Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

not one girl has ever looked at me.
He said he wasn't attractive to women, so I asked Joan to be nice to him.
from now on, for your sake,
Oh. Okay. It doesn't seem to matter what I dream about.
You've been in that kitchen for hours. Haven't you learned anything yet?
Well, of course they would. You betcha.
And most of all, what about our dinner?
I'm not gonna forget it 'cause, frankly, you don't appreciate what you got in me.
Helen, I was down at The Beagle with a girl, a pretty girl!
- So? What's wrong with that? - No dress.
Get him, Chrissy!
A unicorn? Well, that doesn't mean that you were...
Well, if, uh... If you care to join me...
[ Imitating Mrs. Roper ] "Without a free pass?"
Jack, after what I just went through,
But, uh, don't take it hard, huh, kid?
And maybe we can play a little Scrabble? And we could watch TV.
Okay, "soak the brains and the sweetbreads...
You know that girl you saw Mr. Roper with tonight?
This table... well, it's reserved. Reserved? Who for?
Helen, you don't understand.
Oh, well, see?
Can you have a smiling heart attack?
Believe me, after that, they looked at Stanley Roper with respect.
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