He said, "Hey Daphne!" and everybody got clamped,

And this is exactly what I said, I said,

except for Daphne.

and at the end of the show, I go, "Well, Daphne"-- I said

And clearly I said, "This is what is happening."

Hey, I'm Dave chappelle,

I felt like Daphne lied to me.

Lived in San Francisco, Daphne Dwarman is the name.

Everybody groaned, except for Daphne.

my friend Daphne killed herself.

Dave? Dave Chappelle.

I was saying, "Don't forget my opening act, Daphne."

and this is not exactly what she said, but effectually she said

Hey, everybody, I'm Dave Chappelle.

THIS IS ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID.

DAVE CHAPPELLE !