More than any relationship, any illness.

I may get deathly ill just to develop a relationship.

Sometimes caused by stress, mental illness.

...to your ill-considered relationship with Leonard.

if you continue your ill-fated relationship.

But she's ill.

Sometimes I would fantasize about her getting various terminal illnesses,

But relationships...

But sometimes, they get blinded.

but sometimes I get ridiculous

But sometimes you just get

of an ill-advised relationship at the workplace,

entered into an ill-advised, long-term relationship.

Sometimes, in those cases, it's not the illness that gets you.

Sometimes relationships just don't work out.

but get a vibrator, don't get a relationship.