Troll! In the dungeon!

And in first place...

You're meddling in things that ought not to be meddled in. It's dangerous.

In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that, Dudley?

You could be great, you know. It's all here, in your head.

Who did this? How did you get in there? ls there a snake?

There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

Well, he'll be wanting to see me. Now, uh, your train leaves in 10 minutes.

He will not be going there! We swore when we took him in we'd put a stop to all this rubbish.

Snape is one of the teachers protecting the Stone. He's not about to steal it.

Look, It's the Bloody Baron!

Second, to Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best-played game of chess...

...and I knew you would be the same. Just as strange, just as abnormal.

And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatnesses, no doubt about that.

Don't be so stupid! You're going to go to the state school. Where you belong.

He's far better off growing up away from all of that.

- Hurry up! Bring my coffee, boy. - Yes, Uncle Vernon.

- How many are there? - 36. Counted them myself.

But some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year's.

- Move! - He's asleep!