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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

We're aware of the proximity to the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

No soft cheeses of any kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

Someone shows me one of their fingers...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

2.3s

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

- I'll never feel comfortable. - Oh, get out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

Your first reaction, or one of your friends, will say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

2.2s

They put a piece of green felt on the bottom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.7s

So she pulls up alongside of me, gives me the finger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

You've got to know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

A couple of hours ago. The police are coming right over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.2s

- In fact, get it out of here right now. - Excuse me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

Gee, three years. That kind of seems like a long time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

If there was a kid court of law, it holds up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

2.3s

Are they typing in the crow's-nest of a clipper ship?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

The first couple of times you go through it, it's very upsetting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

...as a kid, you have a certain way of working out disagreements.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

3.6s

It's an entire industry of bad gifts, all those executive gifts.