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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E12 The Stall

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I lied.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.2s

That's impossible. I'd rather lie to him the rest of my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

1.5s

The dog?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Wait. Wait a minute. As long as you're gonna lie to the guy...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

3.5s

...obviously, they're increasing the speed of the aircraft.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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Okay, here's the plan:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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I'll bring back the pot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

1.6s

Talk. I'm going to the bathroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...in a movie theatre increase the enjoyment?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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I got a wild animal in the house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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- Exactly. - It's not like she's in the movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...it'd be like one of the Elephant Man exhibits...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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I'm in the book, and I have a machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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Either that or they've got a weird little hang-up about lying face down in filth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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- Could you take his dog to New York? - The dog?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...which to me is just the lowest function of human life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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I could read the sports section if my hair was on fire.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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I'd always think, even if he thinks the mirror is another room...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...that could enrich your life in ways that you never even thought possible.