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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I'm human. - In your way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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...which to me is just the lowest function of human life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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This could only happen to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

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- If only. - Look at this place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It has only one design flaw:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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We can only thank God for that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Isn't that discrimination against the size of your car?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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If I want my ass hanging out of the back of my parking spot...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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...that's my business.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Nobody goes, Hey, hold it, sir. Those are compact jeans.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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You can't pull that in there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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What are you talking about?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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I just walked by there, and that car is gone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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- You must know. - I must know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Now, see, just saying beg doesn't make it a real beg.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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You gotta put some beg into it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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All right, but your begging needs a lot of work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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George and Elaine went to a flea market in Westchester. Okay?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Well, if they liked me, why didn't they ask me to go?