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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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What are lawyers really?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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We're all throwing the dice, playing the game...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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...moving pieces around the board, but if there's a problem...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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...the lawyer is the only person that has read the inside top of the box.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Objection! Objection, Your Honour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Objection,of course, is the adult version of afraid not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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To which the judge can say two things:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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He can say overruled,which is the adult version of afraid so.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Or he can say sustained, which is the adult version of duh.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Elaine, that's what mail is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Without bills, magazines and junk mail, there is no mail.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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- The one who just left? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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You know, everything I said was funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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She laughed at everything I said. She thinks I'm hilarious.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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You know, in a way, it was almost too good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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I started so good, I can't go anyplace but down now, you know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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I got no place to go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Hey, is that Babu?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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- Yes, they give me job, thanks to you. - I didn't do anything.