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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Whatever's wrong with a human being, lie down.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Doctor never says, "Well, your condition isn't as bad as we thought.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Always a bed. Unless you go to the emergency room...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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It's like a local news team in there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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The doctor's the anchorman. He's got white hair, he's in charge.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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You listen to her, but it's always, "And now, back to your doctor."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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His eyes roll up in his head, and he blacks out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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He drops the camera, the camera breaks.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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And then the placenta comes flying out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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- And then a doctor says- - Hey, thanks. That's enough.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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My friend's wife's breasts are out. Why would I be uncomfortable?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.6s

Look at him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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- So how long do they do this? - Year or two.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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- After that comes the weaning. - After sucking comes weaning?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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- First sucking, then weaning. - You gotta wean.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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- What about that spot I got, huh? - Yeah. I saw the spot.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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You open the door to the car...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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...you walk right into the hospital. You can't beat that spot.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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George.