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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Like fire in a school is such a big deal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But ultimately you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Isn't bunk bad? Like, that's a lot of bunk?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor was debunked?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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They bump you in junior high...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jerry, don't freak out. I'll take care of you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey, I need some more matches. -What is going on in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Wait a second. I know what's happening.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-But I was promised a slot. -Single file, Jerry.