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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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So, what was the fire, just some greasy hamburgers?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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The thing about birthday parties...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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...is that the first and last party you have are quite similar.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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You just kind of sit there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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You're the least excited person at the party.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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Both birthday parties, people have to help you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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...blow out the candles. You don't even know why you're doing it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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What is this ritual? What is going on?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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It's also the only two birthday parties where other people have to gather...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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...your friends together for you.

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Sometimes they're not your friends. They make the judgment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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They bring them in, and they tell you, "These are your friends.

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Men don't care what's on TV. Men only care what else is on TV.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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Leonard Christian's gonna be there.

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Yeah? Who's he?

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A writer from Entertainment Weekly. I would like to have a good show.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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You got to meet her. She's brimming with positivity.

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You should see George get along with this kid.

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- You know, Leonard Christian's here. - I know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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- Really, really. That is so true. - Yes, I- Yeah.