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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3.5s

It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

2.9s

I'm wonderful. I never felt better in my whole life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

3.6s

Intravenous, heart-lung machine. I never felt better in my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

3.1s

I mean, who has a funeral on a Wednesday?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

1.9s

So I don't know if I got a funeral hello...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

3.5s

...I wouldn't expect her to go to my funeral. I would understand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

3.2s

I didn't really get a good hello. But I was at a funeral.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E08 The Cheever Letters

3.5s

But I can't make my brain to get my mouth to say the words:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E06 The Statue

3.4s

Ray, I had a statue in my house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

4s

I mean, I felt so uncomfortable, and you were so annoyed in the cab.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

3.9s

I was almost Mr. Coffee. They felt I was a little too relaxed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

4.4s

...and they covered it so well, I thought, why knock my brains out?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

1.7s

...sticking a shiv in my thigh.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

3.6s

- It's a line with a dot under it. - Well, I felt it called for one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

4.2s

- What's the matter? - I got a pain in my side...

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

3.2s

I once found a hair in my farina, and I freaked out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

2.4s

Yeah, there was a fire in my apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.2s

I offered you those cookies in my house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

2.3s

I got fire right here in my hand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.6s

If I didn't put floss in my pocket...