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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...in the first 24 hours, get everything out of my place and put it in storage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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From my house. I got a whole box of them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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My mother smoked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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So we're in the room and she's trying to get me to kiss her in front of him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...while you insult my toothbrush.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Psychics, vacations. How about getting a job?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't get that whole suicide machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- No, I'll just wear the pyjamas. - Just get it!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- On your mother's life? - On my mother's life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't get you. Who goes on vacation without a job?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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George, you know, my friend goes to a psychic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Come on, 50 cents. You can get yourself a Drake's Coffee Cake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...he's thrilled. He got out of the coma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Have you thought about me? - Of course.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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No, more like the Three Stooges at the end of every movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Nothing. - What kind of a man are you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Well, then what are all those ties and sport jackets doing in my closet?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Doctor said he should snap out of it any time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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What kind of sicko would do that? He could kill me.