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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

1.4s

You were better off not knowing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2s

...and get the whole thing over with?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.3s

...so he can get some phony hair has perspective?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.1s

Why not get white shoes, move to Miami Beach...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.2s

...which I don't get because if you have glasses, isn't that because...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.6s

Why not get a toupee with a rubber band for water-skiing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

1.4s

Two pair? Three of a kind?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.7s

- You don't trust my poker face? - Do you ever win at poker?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3s

- That's right. - What kind of person is this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.4s

Yeah. Hey, know what I'm thinking of doing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.5s

I'm preventing him from becoming one of those guys...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.7s

...and that big phony mat coming down on top of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.6s

...so they can just let go of them every now and then.