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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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Right. That had marvelous production values.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E04 The Little Kicks

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We're talking federal crime here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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You mean my crime of passion?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

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...has gotta be the most optimistic crime-fighting idea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E14 The Strongbox

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Or he's a crime fighter safeguarding his secret identity.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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In fact, if you're on trial for a serious crime...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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How did this get to be the crime of the century?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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So I'm on line at the supermarket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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Two women in front of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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One of them, her total was $8. The other, $3.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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They both, of course, choose to pay by the use of the check.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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Fact is, if it is a woman in front of you that's writing out the check...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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...you'll not be waiting long.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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I have noticed that women are very fast with checks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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You know, because they write out so many checks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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The keys, they can never find. They don't know where that is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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But the checkbook, they got that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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They never fumble for the checkbook.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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The checkbook comes out of a holster.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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Who do I make it out to?