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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I have a friend, wears eyeglasses, no prescription...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...because he thinks he looks more intelligent.

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Now, why? Why do we think...

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...that glasses makes us look more intelligent?

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Is it from the endless hours of reading and studying and researching...

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...that this person supposedly blew out their eyeballs?

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And that's why they need the glasses?

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It's a corrective device. If you see someone with a hearing aid...

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They can't hear.

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Yeah, well, if I didn't do something, I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

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It's hard enough living next door.

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I talk the talk and I walk the walk, baby.

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- Hey, Lena Small is on this list. - Lena Small?

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Yeah, that girl I was gonna call for a date, she was unlisted...

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...and now here's her number. - Oh, you're not gonna...

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...cop a girl's phone number off an AIDS charity list.

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Elaine, you should admire me. I'm aspiring to date a giving person.

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- But you're a taking person. - That's why I should date...

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...a giving person. If I date a taking person...

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... everyone's taking, taking, taking. No one's giving. It's bedlam.