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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's a schnoz.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- Then what? - He still wins, but it's not a blowout.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You don't need a job. You got Audrey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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No, it didn't. No, it didn't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- What? - It's green.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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What is it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Boy, it really didn't come out too well, did it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- You bump into anybody you knew? - I had a job interview.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's not like that at all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Maybe a hobby. Bowling is fun.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I am a part of you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I mean, it was just completely uninhibited.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...all the time, whenever it came to them?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- What? - You won't think I'm a bad person?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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When someone has a hair transplant, they don't go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- It is exciting. - Not as exciting as Miss Crop Circles.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You can't stop modern science. Can't stop it. Can't stop science.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It might not be hell, but you're gonna run into bad dudes.