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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You know how much Ted Danson makes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You read on the show?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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What do you make for something like that? Fifty, 60 thousand?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And who's on the show? Who are the characters?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I can't get back on schedule.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You could be a fireman on a fire truck on the way to a fire.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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What was going on in your mind?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- ... of a character based on me. - Why not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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There's gotta be a character based on you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E10 The Cigar Store Indian

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- I'm afraid to make another mistake. - Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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It's a traumatic thing to be thrown up on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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So everybody I know is a character on the show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and checking up on you. That's the kind you need.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Well, why am I watching it? - Because it's on TV.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, maybe something happens to you on the way to work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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They know we're on a date. They're making fun.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- That's a pile of judgment. - Yes. Yes, judgment with earrings on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You're on your way to Vegas. There isn't a car in sight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Look, just because Kramer vomited on her doesn't mean the deal is dead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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You can't make a health inquiry on a cell phone.