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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's not like Batman, where there's three crooks in the city...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Bold and the Beautiful.

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Yeah, and...?

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And where were you?

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And I cannot overstate this:

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And one more thing, Benes...

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...a hundred and fifty dollars.

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...and I'm supposed to feel bad.

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...and I threw out my couch.

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This is George, Elaine and Jerry.

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...and smashing it over my head.

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...and I came in to get the spatula.

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Yeah, and get this. I just got off the elevator with him and I tested him.

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...then come back and take a shower.

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And the judge would go, Did he call it?

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...and everybody pretty much knows who they are.

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And those laws do not work in the adult world.

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And the other kid knows he's got nothing to say.

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You gotta get the shoe off, the sock off and drive, get it up in the...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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A hundred and fifty dollars? For what? For this couch?