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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.5s

You mugged Steven Hawking?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

2.7s

So, what's your son doing now, Dr. Stevens?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

2.7s

Yeah, and it was rammed by the Cat Stevens.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

1.7s

What's the matter with this Davola guy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

3.3s

Negotiation. This is what you do in business.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

3.6s

It's an entire industry of bad gifts, all those executive gifts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

2.8s

Any stupid, goofy, brass, wood thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

2.2s

They put a piece of green felt on the bottom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

3.2s

There's no better way than a paperweight to express to someone...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

4.4s

Where are these people working that papers are blowing right off of desks?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

4.2s

Are the desks screwed to the back of a flatbed truck going down the highway?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

2.3s

Are they typing in the crow's-nest of a clipper ship?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

1.5s

What do you need a paperweight for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

2.2s

- She's very attractive. - She's okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

2.4s

No, thanks. Just the check.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

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- What? - Why didn't you didn't flirt?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

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- Come on. - She was flirting with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

2.1s

- Why didn't you say something? - What would I say?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

3.2s

You're a comedian. Couldn't you come up with something?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

3s

- Where's the bathroom? - In the back, on your right.