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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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They're just TV executives.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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That could be a TV show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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What about the TV show? Got anything?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Well, why am I watching it? - Because it's on TV.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...to see a bunch of people that have no cars, no TV, no phone...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Not yet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, either you see him or you don't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Why him? Why not me? - He's good. You're not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You need to go to, like, Vienna or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I wanted seltzer, not salsa.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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The punishment should be, instead of traffic school or traffic court...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Vomiting is not a deal-breaker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...or if there was some foul play, but let me tell you:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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What is his incentive to not speed?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- ... of a character based on me. - Why not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- It's not about nothing. - No, it's about nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I told you not to come. - I need some water.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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We chose not to avoid doing these activities, but instead...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...it does not even try to stop the cracking of the head it's in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- What, are you nervous? - No, I'm not nervous. I'm very good.