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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

3.6s

Blood over there, sausage over here. I'm living in a slaughterhouse.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

4.2s

So she didn't appreciate the erotic qualities of the salted-cured meats.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.5s

Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.8s

No, but please tell me that's all you're gonna do with it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

1.9s

Oh, that's a drag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.7s

...how about satisfying one of somebody else's?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.1s

I don't need a personal trainer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.2s

Keep all that kind of food away from me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.9s

In fact, if even one corpuscle of that blood...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.4s

Jerry, you really have to take better care of yourself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.3s

George, we're trying to have a civilization here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

1.8s

I thought you were gonna watch a video.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.5s

He's probably gonna make me box a kangaroo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

3.1s

I think you're getting a little pudding under the skin yourself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

3.4s

Hey, you guys think I'm getting a little chunky?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.7s

Sleepy here's quite a weasel. Maybe he can bat for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

4.2s

I mean, no matter what I do, I cannot weasel out of raising this kid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

3.5s

- Why did you get rid of that sausage? - It wasn't me. It was Mr. Mandelbaum.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

3.5s

I told you, George, no more pudding. I'm starting a purification program.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.6s

- Is it all right if I watch a tape in here? - Why here?