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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

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-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Isn't bunk bad? Like, that's a lot of bunk?

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Jerry, don't freak out. I'll take care of you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours.

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-What happened to your face? -What?

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But ultimately you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right?

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I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor was debunked?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You mean, not subjecting women to your sexual advances?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I think it has something to do with me.

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And give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I told her I would have to think about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Got lost? We went to school here for three years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night.

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-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You're no longer preoccupied with sex, so your mind is able to focus.