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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I'll give my car to any guy in front of a restaurant...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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There was a lot of people waiting by the players' parking lot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise. I'm sure of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Wait a second. Wait a minute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I'm jealous of everybody.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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That's a big step in a male relationship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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- A box spring? - Yeah, there's a box spring.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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What a story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Do what I do?! You're one of my favorite ballplayers of all time!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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- A marble coffee table. - Is that a thick marble?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...the whole premise of your account.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...he's got a prayer.

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Pick up a phone!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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That's a nice box.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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He's a real smart guy too. He's a Civil War buff.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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If I meet a guy at a club or a gym: Hey, look, I'm sure you're very nice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Unfortunately, the immutable laws of physics contradict...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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What date? It's a guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Maybe if you wait a few months, it won't be a baby anymore.