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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Come on up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Welcome back. How were the shows?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Jerry, you can barbecue back here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...then come back and take a shower.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Well, for me it's a step up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I think we can round him up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Don't investigate. Don't pay me back. It was an accident.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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What can I do? I'll give it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Diane gave me the greatest back rub today. She's a masseuse.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Well, I got caught up watching a soap opera.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I don't know how you put up with this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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If I don't get back in five minutes, you better call the police.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...to come up with a theme for their careers anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I left the door open because I was gonna bring the spatula right back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- The door? You left the door open? - I was bringing the spatula right back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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So she pulls up alongside of me, gives me the finger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I was at Bloomingdale's, waiting for the shower to heat up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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If there was a kid court of law, it holds up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Forget it, I'm gonna take it with me. I'll just pack up the cushions...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You gotta get the shoe off, the sock off and drive, get it up in the...