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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Me, dead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You know, funerals always make me think about my own mortality...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Show me the levels.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Wait, you think Manya showed up during the game and put a hex on me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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- It's unheard-of. - Never happened to me before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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We'll be in the championship game Wednesday because of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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He's always grabbing my arm when he talks to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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And you start to fantasize. You know, you think:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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- Can't you have coffee with people? - You know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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What about you? You brought up the pony.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You don't think...?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You know what my greatest moment was, don't you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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- You know, you should call Manya. - Maybe I will.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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- What are you doing? - Levels.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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But you wanna know something?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...you know who he calls?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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So you can't do both.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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But then you go, How?