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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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It's one stupid thing after another.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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...that's another story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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Oh, I'm sorry. That's another illegal deduction...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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I think I may have tracked down another receipt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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I find the whole thing embarrassing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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Wouldn't that be the ultimate thing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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So let me ask you, when you come to one of these places...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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...that they make it into a whole thing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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...in one of those big, Lucite sweepstake drums...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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I'm gonna kill myself on that thing. You can't even see it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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These buttons are so unique, so one-of-a-kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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My cousin Douglas was in a place like this one time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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Yeah, hi, I'd like to speak to Patrice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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Here I am, about to go to the electric chair...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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It's supposed to be good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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I'd like to get pockets to hang off of the belt. That would be-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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Get to wear slippers all day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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If this audit had happened to me and I didn't have this woman to help me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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...to a volcano relief fund for Krakatoa.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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- It's unheard of. - She asked me to.