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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Coughing? Naked?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Naked hair brushing, good. Naked crouching, bad.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-I thought naked is good. -This isn't good naked.

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But the thing you don't realize is there's good naked and bad naked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I kept trying to picture her naked...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, what if you showed her bad naked, huh?

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By the way, my bad naked demo didn't quite work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-Hello? -Jerry, guess where I'm calling from?

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No, I think the head does most of the stretching.

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Or is it because of your neck?

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When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue...

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-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I'd accuse you of cheating, but where would you hide the tiles?