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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Peterman Reality Tour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Well, you couldn't pay me enough to go to the beach on a weekend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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You're moving to New York? That's fantastic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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He asked you to watch them, not wear them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Nobody wants to go on a three-hour bus tour...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Oh, come on. That's genetic. That's not gonna happen to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-Well, what am l gonna tell Alex? -Now, you listen to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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And l was trying to even it out. And the next thing l knew:

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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The last thing this guy is qualified to give a tour of is reality.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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l don't want her to think l'm a low-rise briefs guy who shaves his chest.