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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So you want to come up for a few minutes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is this the best lane for me, for my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What do you need them for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...for the rest of your bill.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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It's all set up for you to wait.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Fruit's a gamble.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You're a cashier.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What do you need it for after you read it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Everybody's guy is the best. - I'll make an appointment for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I could take a guess.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, it's a first visit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm not pulling a shopping cart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, I love you. You know, you can only hold out for so long.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Which is why we make up the phoney, bogus names for the jobs we have.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Am I supposed to wear a kerchief...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I can't breathe. It's like a drug.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Unless you're married to a dictator. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I was trying to make a point.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Taste this. - No, I just had a sandwich.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- No. - Leave a message. I'll call you back.