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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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She's one of these low-talkers. You can't hear a word.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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But I don't wanna be a pirate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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There's no way that you could fake this even.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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...and thrown back into the slammer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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"In the opinion of the board, you need further rehabilitation, I'm afraid."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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And you go back into that little room of yours, you feel so huge.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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It's like you could take your bed and just crush it in your hands.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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You can hold your parents between your fingers.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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"Why was I so afraid of you people when I was growing up?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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My father has never thrown anything out ever.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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My mother has never set foot in a natural body of water.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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- A smirk? - Maybe.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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Why doesn't he just move in here?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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- So how are you, Jerry? - Fine, Mrs. Costanza.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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- Hey, I got a terrific joke for you. - I'm not interested.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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No, no. It's really funny.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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- I really don't eat it. - What will I do with these sandwiches?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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Will you take them home, give them to someone in your building?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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I don't feel comfortable handing out bologna sandwiches in the building.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

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- I gotta go move the car. - Well, I guess we'll be going.