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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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There's no, really, way to phrase the sentiment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, maybe something happens to you on the way to work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You're on your way to Vegas. There isn't a car in sight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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That's what I'm talking about. That's the only way you're gonna get better.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You could be a fireman on a fire truck on the way to a fire.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Why? - Because of the day before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Yeah. One of my favourites.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Story is the foundation of all entertainment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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A team of psychiatrists, working round the clock...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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All of a sudden you get hungry?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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All of a sudden, he gets hungry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- ... of a character based on me. - Why not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- What kind of stories? - Oh, no. No stories.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...it does not even try to stop the cracking of the head it's in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You bump into one of my relatives, Sorry, Uncle Leo...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I said- I said, Get out of here. No story?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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The punishment should be, instead of traffic school or traffic court...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- That's a pile of judgment. - Yes. Yes, judgment with earrings on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...to see a bunch of people that have no cars, no TV, no phone...