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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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51 50. That's just a scare, right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I just wanted you to scare him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I just wanted the guard to scare him straight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm going in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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-I'm an old man. I'm confused. -You're under arrest.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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-I'm burning up. -Eat your soup.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Prison? I'm sure it's just a fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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He's clean and I'm the office hero.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm sorry, we can't take this book back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm sorry. I didn't know about your past.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm sorry. Our policy is we prosecute all shoplifters.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm not eating anything in the vicinity of that book.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm gonna have to ask you to stand out of the way...