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Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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- He's a man. - Oh, congratulations, Adam.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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And I think he's been telling his friends.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I got invitations to six more bar mitzvahs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Yeah, I know. By the way, could you do me a favor...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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...and tell Mitchell Tanenbaum that I'll be unable to attend this Saturday?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I am, but that is not the point.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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You are 13 and I am in my early 20s.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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It takes a long time to become a man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I mean, half my friends aren't even there yet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Well, I'm sorry, sir, I tried.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I guess so. Why?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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- Did you and Patty just break up? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Then you're free tonight. I heard about this great place called La Caridad.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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But the only reason you like me is because I'm a shiksa.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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This shiksa thing is totally out of control.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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- What are you looking at? - Sit down, Elaine.