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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You've got to know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch

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And I shampoo every day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Hi. I haven't eaten in three days.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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Well, stinky, this is your lucky day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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I used to sit here and do nothing and regret it for the rest of the day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch

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You gotta order it two days in advance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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The last couple days, he's been acting very strange.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- I thought I'd never find it. - Today's your lucky day.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Three days he hasn't called me, and you know why?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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So now all day long she's walking around the apartment singing:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- You ran the mini-marathon? - No, but I exercised that day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Those days, a man would give up his seat for a woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E08 The Pool Guy

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Of course, Susan.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E12 The Money

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Of Vincent's picks?

Seinfeld (1993) - S06E07 The Soup

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I was stuck at the Dixieland Deli all day. My head is still ringing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Perhaps one day when the pig-men roam free, it will be stopped, Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E11 The Rye

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...and I'm thinking of...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Are you jealous of him or are you jealous of me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Look at this guy. He's trying to box me out.