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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

...about a half-block from the park. - How much?

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2.8s

Oh, my father's half-drunk.

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3s

...of 1 2 and a half points."

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2.3s

I mean, half my friends aren't even there yet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

3.5s

You got a filing cabinet under half of your ass.

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2.4s

All right, let's go. I'll give you half an hour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

That it? I've got the Q-Tips, got the mini-umbrella.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.7s

Something boring to read on the plane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.4s

That's it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.2s

Done.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.7s

That is the single greatest packing performance I have ever seen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

I am the master packer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

Yeah, right. You're the master packer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

What you must understand, Elaine...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

...packing is like leading men into battle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

You've got to know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.4s

Excuse me, master packer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

Yes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

- Just give me your keys. - All right, sir.