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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch

1.7s

You gotta order it two days in advance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

Two bedrooms? Why do I need two bedrooms?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.3s

It's two bedrooms.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

5.9s

Okay, okay, rule number two: Spending the night is optional.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.7s

Why did I put out two? Why did I put out two?!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

I mean, every two seconds:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E10 The Baby Shower

3.4s

It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E10 The Baby Shower

3.3s

She did some outdoor version of Hair in Danbury, Connecticut.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch

2.1s

And I shampoo every day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

3.4s

- And what time is the funeral? - Two o'clock.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

2s

...ate like an animal for two weeks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.8s

-He's a re-gifter. -She's a two-face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E19 The Jimmy

2.8s

Okay, so you were violated by two people...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

3.3s

I used to sit here and do nothing and regret it for the rest of the day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

...but it's a two-bedroom, it's on West 83rd...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.4s

Hi. I haven't eaten in three days.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

It's a bitch to get here. It's two subways.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3s

Horneck took me. We're sitting two rows behind the bench.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

2.2s

Well, stinky, this is your lucky day.