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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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It's like the Declaration of Independence. Who's gonna read that?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I'm sorry. My supervisor says there's nothing we can do.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and there is absolutely nothing that can be done about that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Would you like insurance? - Yeah, give me the insurance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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It's a bitch to get here. It's two subways.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Don't get me wrong. I like coming here and feeding you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- I got the insurance and everything- - Yes, now, in your report...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Sixty-six years old? - Yeah, well, he's in perfect health.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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That's who's driving it. Other drivers.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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But at this point in my life, I'm not really sure...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I'm just not really sure that we have enough in common.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I mean, if you were locked in a vomitorium for two weeks...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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It would be nice if we could, but, you know, whatever.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Your whole business is based on other drivers. It's a rented car.