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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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We leave the car here. We take the plates off...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.9s

...we scratch the serial number off the engine block and we walk away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Which we're leaving, so the net is zero.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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I think every Puerto Rican in the world is out here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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You tell them that the car was stolen, and then you get another one free.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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See, you pocket the money, if there is any, and you get a new car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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You know, my friend Bob Saccamano made a fortune off of those.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Why are we slowing down?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.1s

You know you're going to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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You know, actually, Jerry, you haven't worked a room that big in a while.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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You wanna get out of here? Here's what we do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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- Isn't there a deductible? - All right, what is your deductible?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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- I don't know. - Yes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Because they've already deducted it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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All right. If you refuse to grow up and scam your insurance company...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Swing long, lined hard toward left-center field...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Oh, yeah, that's him.