-Why? -ln any other shoe, I lose 2 inches.

They used pastrami in that movie, 9 1/2 Weeks.

- I thought you saw that. - No, I saw Home Alone 2.

- Wait, it's my seat! - Stop being like a 2-year-old.

Say you go into the bathroom at 2:00 in the morning.

By 2:30, they're wiped-- How did we get back on to you?

...to do the show on the 28th. They're giving me tickets to L.A.

- You wanna go? - A free ticket?

- We hope he's not the guy. - Couldn't be the guy.

They make a face. It's like I'm asking them to donate a kidney.

Why don't you just call 911?

Yes, I have very important information regarding the Smog Strangler.

Get yourself a mint or something.

I got a lot of interest in my movie treatment.

Jerry? George?

Think she gets to take any of those little bars of soap home?

You'd think when they hand out the checks, they'd throw in a few soaps.

They'd have huge pictures of me on the walls and in their home.

Like Lenin.

is saying you know and my parents just as crazy as your parents how can you compare your parents to my parents my