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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

2.7s

...if you go in there, stick with the consommé.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

2.9s

- He poked me! - There was cleavage in the area.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

2.3s

...pounding and pounding on the bottom of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

2.2s

...that's merely a happenstance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

2.5s

Get a good look, Costanza?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

3s

They used to use the bouillabaisse for a toilet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Do you have a ketchup secret?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

3.1s

I don't even know what they think. That's why I'm in therapy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

2.4s

...you'll, of course, tell him how much you liked it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

1.8s

I've never seen a pilot script this funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

3.4s

Yes, I'm bald, but I'm still a good person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

3.4s

What, am I waiting to win an Oscar here? This is all I have in my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...so that someday I might be able to walk up to a woman and say: